“I had so many missed calls from Kanye today that I had to put my phone on airplane mode. I can’t— I can’t, anymore. I just cannot do this. I couldn’t find the strength to get out of my pajamas this morning. I’ve had three panic attacks since noon. There has to be a way out.”
“Jay. It’s so amazing how he can entertain himself for hours and hours… just by rolling around in his gold doubloons and thinking of words that rhyme with Maybach.”
The bolded sections represent quotes from the criticism he received. All the z-snaps are in order.
Your characters are unrealistic stereotpyes of political correctness. Is it really necessary for the sake of popular sensibilities to have in a fantasy what we have in the real world? I read…
Because everyone knows that accurate historical representations are the bedrock of fantasy.
Today in class, I taped an essay to my shirt and went as “Plagiarism.” Scary.
Also, the class divided into groups. In honor of Halloween, I named the groups spooky things. There were 4 groups:
1) Team Vampires - but not Twilight vampires - Buffy the Vampire Slayer vampires that burn up in the sun and have scrunchy faces.
2) Team that part in Jurassic Park where the glass of water is on the table and there’s a T-Rex outside and it shakes the water.
3) Team that part in Independence Day where the alien wraps his tentacles around the scientist and speaks through him, saying : “die.”
4) Team Edward.
Should I be saying yes to carrots or to the dress because I can’t / won’t do both.
Just so none of you question my quality of life, I spent a one-week free trial of Hulu Plus watching community. 58 episodes in 6 days. I’d be a little proud if I also wasn’t a little ashamed of myself. I’m very conflicted.
Well, they’re still on track to go 161-1.
Bill Murray is throwing out the first pitch.
Just so you know.
Oh, and apparently running the bases too.
I love this day.
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2 hours until the Cubs start their surprising run to an NL Central championship. Then a WS win. Then comes happiness.
I mean, in my mind, I know it’s not going to happen this year. But what if it happens this year???
